Terms of enSMEARment

For Auntie Ruthie and me, it was "donkey this or donkey that," like donkey-breath or donkey-butt or donkey-head. 

For Jadon and Evangelina, they recently compiled their own list:

constipation proclamation. 1

Fat Brat 4

Ratus status  3

Mastered the bastard. 7

Amogus brogus  2

Litter sh_tter  6

Buttcheeker Peeker 5

Commander Demander