Your piano playing is da’ BOMB!

Recently when repeatedly encouraged to play her piano piece with "terraced" dynamics, she confessed, "I used to think you were telling me to play it 'terrorist.'

The bloody truth

"I hate biting insects. They suck… quite literally!"

Flat-u-LATE

We'd arrived just in time for Evangelina's advanced math class, but she was taking what appeared to me her own sweet time getting out of the car.

"Hurry! Hurry! Ya gotta get to class!"

"Hold on. I don't want to fart in there…" As we notice the smell, "…I think I have another one."