An academic question

While in the car, Evangelina asked me out of the blue, "Is God as big from the ground to the sky?"  I responded of course that God is BIGGER than that, & even bigger than the world itself.  She then asked, "Is God bigger than the UNIVERSITY?"

Aromatic beauty

Yesterday I was gazing at Evangelina in the rearview mirror of our SUV and remarked to her in Chinese, "Ni3 tai4 ke2ai4!" (You are too cute!)  She totally understood what I was saying to her, yet what was her immediate response?  "I farted."